You asked, what sort of bird is good, noble Ludwig?
He is not, as you were brilliant to guess, a cardinal, though he is indeed as red as cranberries.
Ludwig is not cardinalis cardinalis.
Ludwig is gumberius gumberius. In other words, he started as a bright blue egg. I found this egg nestled in my tea cup at Gumberry Castle one morning. I was about to crack it with my spoon, thinking it was an ordinary poached egg, when I heard a CRACK !
And out peeked a small pink bird with big, coal-black eyes. Yes, all gumberius gumberius begin a rather watery pink. Only as they age and have their tea every day do they begin to turn bright red.
I looked into my tea cup and said, "Good Gumdrops!"
And Ludwig the pink bird said, "To-eat, to-eat!"
It was then I realized that this little pink chick was peckish, and so I fed him the nearest thing I could find--a sip of Earl Grey tea and a sugary green gumdrop.
Because indeed, Lady J.--correctly guessed--he eats piles of green gumdrops for tea every day on a china plate.
Because indeed, Lady J.--correctly guessed--he eats piles of green gumdrops for tea every day on a china plate.
Of course this is all before we had to leave the grand estate of Gumberry Castle.
But I will tell you that sad tale tomorrow.
Thank you, dear lady, for writing!
Sincerely,
Sir Chidester the Gumberry
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